Wednesday, April 7, 2010
My Poor Friends
My friends are poor in a different way. They are poor companions on my journey through life. Consider: I've been trying to get a more masculine jawline recently by chewing gum two hours a day. Did any of my so called friends notice this. Did any of them say, "Wow! Joseph! Your jaw is looking great!" No one even so much as offered me a carrot, though I'm sure they all knew how much this would hurt my fragile ego. Poor, indeed!
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2 comments:
Loving that jaw!
I was just joking, I'm not that vain, but also I didn't start chewing gum until after I left S.F. so you're totally off the hook, TChhab. And also, I think I have to stop because the artificial sweetener's been giving me a stomach ache.
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